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Women's BEST EVER CERTIFIED CULINARY ARSONIST SHIRT Small Slate
$ 12.99
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Maybe you burn food frequently and want to proclaim why you no longer cook. Maybe you want to recognize someone with a knack for converting dishes to smoke and char. Either way this is the perfect shirt for people with burnt toast, flaming dishes (that weren't supposed to), and carbon coated kitchen dishes, pans, and implements. It's also perfect for people with hearing loss from the piercing shriek of frequent smoke alarms.
- Absorbent cotton collects perspiration as you battle burning dishes. Subsequent evaporation will help cool you down. Soaked in enough sweat (or tap water) the shirt may be used to beat back the flames. (NOT ADVISABLE FOR GREASE FIRES!)
- Available in "Charcoal Black", "Dishwater Gray", "I'm Gonna Be Sick Green", and "Hot as the Sun Yellow". Black shirt hides the char from your hands after touching your latest culinary creation.
- Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
