Unwelcome Greetings is the leading manufacturer and retailer of trending and meme inspired greeting cards and gift products designed to prank and troll friends and loved ones. Our products are perfect for every holiday, graduation, birthday, celebration, anniversary, and even Mother's Day (yup your mama loves us). ���� Cards are printed on Premium 120 lb Matte Cardstock for an unparalleled smooth feel. Printed with Organic Water Soluble Color Inks to #blessup the Earth we inhabit and leave it better than we found it. Sealed with the highest grade foam adhesive designed to amplify and secure the sound device inside. Sound plays upon opening, and stops upon closing. Each card has been extensively tested and quality checked, so we can safely guarantee over 2,000 plays. ���� In this day & age where beauty & desire is associated with youth, many people successfully attempt to turn back time. They load up on makeup, moisturizers, and magic hoping to restore their younger days. And if it's not actually looking younger, it's dressing like today's youth to attempt to trick outsiders of their actual age: Middle aged men spiking their hair in a pair of skinny jeans or mom dying her hair blue while rocking sparkly gold leggings. Just give it up homie. Not even the fastest man on Earth can escape his age. Be old and be proud, you bastard. ---- Usain Bolt aka The Fastest Man Alive is a Jamaican sprinter. He has competed in three Olympics and holds the world records for the 100 meter and 200 meter sprints, as well as 4 x 100 meter relay. It's not only his talent that shines on the track, it's also his confident personality which always leads to epic poses during his victory cooldowns. With a name like Bolt, it might've been his fate to become his great. ---- Life might be a marathon but you still can't out run your age. Don't worry though Jamaica's own Usain Bolt aka the fastest man alive can't either.

• Sound Upon Opening: "I Need To Go Faster, I Need to Go Faster, Go Faster.... He's Got That Supa Natural Speed, Mr.Bolt, You Know I Mean?, Supa Natural Speed, You Know I Mean? Supa Natural Speed...You Know I Mean, Supa Natural Speed, He's The Real Fastest Man, You Know I Mean?"
• Handmade From Premium 120 lb Matte Cardstock in Brooklyn, New York
• Product Size: 5 inches by 7 inches
• Includes a Crisp White Gift Envelope with a Smooth Matte Texture
• Life might be a marathon but you still can't out run your age. Don't worry though Jamaica's own gold medalist Usain Bolt aka the fastest man alive can't either.

Sound Upon Opening: "I Need To Go Faster, I Need to Go Faster, Go Faster.... He's Got That Supa Natural Speed, Mr.Bolt, You Know I Mean?, Supa Natural Speed, You Know I Mean? Supa Natural Speed...You Know I Mean, Supa Natural Speed, He's The Real Fastest Man, You Know I Mean?"Unwelcome Greetings